Top parenting tweets of the week

Here they are! The best parenting tweets of the week lovingly selected by Wondrfly, because we know parents, and we know funny!

My older son visited my parents for the weekend and my dad helped him make a slingshot from a branch they found in the yard and whittled into a Y. I thought that was adorable right up until he shot me in the eye with a blueberry at breakfast

— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) January 20, 2022

That precious moment when your child gets glasses and sees the details of the world around her for the first time.

*cue Hallelujah music*

“Daddy, I can see your wrinkles!”

*record scratch*

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 20, 2022

What stage is it when your toddler gets mad at you for emptying the training potty because “he wanted to keep that pee”

— Brynn (@themommylode) January 20, 2022

[6:49am]

4: mom for my birthday party can it be a ninja party with a princess piñata and bouncy houses and a trampoline with water slides and also puppies and whoopie cushions and if you step on them you die? Oh and 2 cakes.

— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 20, 2022

My most recent humbling experience was my 5 year old asking me why the heck I didn't write a shopping list for our Target run

— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) January 20, 2022

4: This room looks like my old room

Me: Honey, this has always been your room.

4: No, the room I lived In before I was dead

Excuse me if I am tired, I will be sleeping with one eye open tonight.

— Bre (@fullofmonsense) January 19, 2022

The secret handshake to my parenting club is random kid crap falling out of your open car door at school drop-off.

— Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) January 20, 2022

Throwback to the time pregnant me thought the baby was kicking for the first time but it was just farts.

— Overtime Momma🥇 (@OvertimeMomma) January 17, 2022